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Post by Jolly T on Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:19 am

When i was young, i used to pray for a bike, then i realised that god doesnt work that way , so i stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

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Post by Jolly T on Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:29 am

whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge doesnt fart when you pull your meat out

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Post by Jolly T on Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:30 am

How do you know when your getting old,

when you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

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Post by Jolly T on Mon Nov 02, 2009 11:31 am

whats the definition of a yankee,

same thing as a quickie only you do it your self

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